We take bugs bunny's "what's up doc?" for granted by now but walking up behind the guy who's aiming a gun at your front door and asking "hey what's going on bro what's all this" through a mouthful of Cheetos you're still loudly eating is still a funny as hell concept
i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot get this one incredibly specific scenario out of my head
undocumented-terriaki asked:
Feel free not to answer but what are the lyrics from in spore’s ref sheet? The Jesus only son tell me I’m the chosen one ones?
sporesgalaxy answered:
Hate it when someone I know gets poisoned and suddenly it's their whole personality
They get highkey obsessed with antidotes
my dad always says "it's not trespassing if you're not planning to do anything bad" which as a legal argument wouldn't get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound
officer i am literally just in a location
when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw
impeachy the conservative clown
YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN
clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown
now you’ve fucking done it
the clown
“i grew out of my dinosaur phase” shut up. your dinosaur phase isn’t something you “grow out” of. real adults know that dinosaurs are cool as fuck.





























